Let me put you on hold

To the wonderful people of Tumblr

Unfortunately, I have to go on an extended leave from Tumblr

I’m not sure when I’ll be back, but I love all of you so much!

Thanks for making me laugh!

-avengersanonymous, Signing out

posted 1 year ago with 2 notes

under-base:

onac911:

Requested Hulk as Harry Potter

HULK- SMASH/


uuuhshiny:

The Avengers P61|?

Have you ever wondered why Barton was the only one wearing dark sunglasses in that scene?

What did he have to hide?



nissanissas:

morethanprinceofcats:


Do you know that show with two guys?(The white ones)Seem written straight to me but who am ITo judgeIn fanon they are always shacking upThough I think those two are brothers (What?)
It’s not that I can’t see the base appealIt’s two cis and able dudes with abs of steelOr like, one is really smart but guys, get realYou say, “it’s subtext! Almost text!”It’s really queer-baiting. 
OoooohCanon says that they’re good friendsBut oooooohTumblr?I’m telling you, I’m telling you
TheyAre never, ever, everGonna get togetherThey (hey!)Are never, ever, everGonna get togetherYou can ship with your friendsStart a new trendWrite a fic!But they (hey!)Are never, ever, ever, everGonna get together
Like, ever.
One episode I heard they had a fightSo you blogged about it staying up all night,Or their differences were finally put asideAnd I couldn’t scroll the tag for two minutes. I TRIED.
OoooohCharacter development’s coolBut oooohTumblr?I’m telling you, I’m telling you
TheyAre never, ever, everGonna get togetherThey (hey!)Are never, ever, everGonna get togetherYou can ship with your friendsStart a new trendWrite a fic!But they (hey!)Are never, ever, ever, everGonna get together
I used to think my OTP was perfect, superAnd I used to say, “Death of the author…”

“Ugh, so I checked out the tag for that new show that just came out,And it’s like… I mean you’d think there were only two characters, ANOTHER show about two dudes with a SUPER IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP… and it’s like, theyAre NEVER gonna get together. Like. EVER.” 

No!
TheyAre never, ever, everGonna get togetherThey (hey!)Are never, ever, everGonna get togetherYou can ship with your friendsStart a new trendWrite a fic!But they (hey!)Are never, ever, ever, everGonna get together


omfg

nissanissas:

morethanprinceofcats:

Do you know that show with two guys?
(The white ones)
Seem written straight to me but who am I
To judge
In fanon they are always shacking up
Though I think those two are brothers 
(What?)

It’s not that I can’t see the base appeal
It’s two cis and able dudes with abs of steel
Or like, one is really smart but guys, get real
You say, “it’s subtext! Almost text!”
It’s really queer-baiting. 

Oooooh
Canon says that they’re good friends
But ooooooh
Tumblr?
I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

Like, ever.

One episode I heard they had a fight
So you blogged about it staying up all night,
Or their differences were finally put aside
And I couldn’t scroll the tag for two minutes. I TRIED.

Oooooh
Character development’s cool
But ooooh
Tumblr?
I’m telling you, I’m telling you

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

I used to think my OTP was perfect, super
And I used to say, “Death of the author…”

“Ugh, so I checked out the tag for that new show that just came out,
And it’s like… I mean you’d think there were only two characters, ANOTHER show about two dudes with a SUPER IMPORTANT FRIENDSHIP… and it’s like, they
Are NEVER gonna get together. Like. EVER.” 

No!

They
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
They (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever
Gonna get together
You can ship with your friends
Start a new trend
Write a fic!
But they (hey!)
Are never, ever, ever, ever
Gonna get together

omfg


Bros before hoes.

posted 1 year ago via donresslr · © ohdinson with 5,131 notes

To anyone who didn’t unfollow me these past few days of absence

posted 1 year ago with 1 note

221cbakerstreet:

The cast of The Princess Bride, reunited after 25 years.

people that I love


I wonder if anybody ever smiles at the thought of me.

That would be pretty fucking amazing.


There are wolves, they would say. And there are stories about wolves and girls. Girls in red. All alone in the woods. About to get eaten up. Wolves and girls. Both have sharp teeth.